motherbitches
freeze, motherbitches.
shit, it's the fuzz. we gotta split.
give it up, McGuigan. there's no escape. you gonna do the hardest time there is after what you did to the Pope.
you ain't gonna take me alive, piggy.
oh jimmy, why'd ya hafta do it? *sob* you've only gone and made me the youngest widow in my whole goddamn family.
so they want a war, do they? So be it. Get me Joey the Rat, Leroy Brown, The Fist and Andy Buttons. And my gun. The big one.
Bobby the Stiff? I that you was dead.
unhand that dame! she's with me. jesus, boys, didn't your mammas teach you any manners?
The sunuvabitch made bail, captain. And nobody knows where in sam hell The Pope has got to. It's all gone clean to hell.
All this wasted blood. All these tears. When will it be enough, jimmy? when will it stop?
She was was one hell of kisser. Eyes like jewels, and a caboose that never quit. And holy moses, the dame knew how shoot a weapon.
To be continued...
Well well well, look what the cat dragged him. Hold him down boys. This town ain't got no more room for no more stinkin rats.
You're a good boy, Joey. Your sainted ma woulda been proud, god rest her sou.....i'm hit! Oh sweet jesus. It's awful dark. Hold me, joey.
Jimmy, it's your pa. The fuzz drilled him up good. He bled out over Joey the Moon, Ruined a damn good suit and all. Jimmy...JIMMY!!!
he ain't talkin, boss. ain't said so much as boo to a ghost since i told him bout his pa.
you sure got a smart mouth for a dumb broad. i sure hope you lock your doors at night, missy.
mister, i don't give a damn whether you shoot me or kiss me. just toss your coin and get it over with already. i got places to be.
put the piece away, kiddo. your beef ain't with me. I didn't kill your old man, and i sure as hell don't want to kill you.
whrrr...wearing wire?..bzzz.... fzzzt...you damn whiskery rat...ZZZZZZPPPpp...NOOOooooooo!
jesus, boss, he's been rumbled. how the hell did they know?
bzzzzzzz... did ya get that, detective?....fzzzzz....your boys toes up in the mud at the bottom of the river...hahahhahahahahaha....scrrrrrt
Lose the skirt, McGuigan. We're here to do business.
There's an easy way to do this and there's a hard way to do this. My colleague, Bambi...he's hoping you choose the hard way.
sir, i found his other leg. it's over here.
shut up and kiss me, doris. i don't have much time.
Hold me, Jimmy. Just this one time why cantcha just hold me close the you used ta?
oh jesus! the...blood....*garggghhh*
ah christ, the rookie just puked all over my crime scene. Get that kid outta here.
He's a good for nothing crook. A real dirtbag. But God help me, I love him, ma. I love him and I'm having his baby and you can't stop me.
I ain't askin', I'm tellin'. Now gimme the goddamned key, McGuigan.
A twitter micronovel by gilfer. Each 'chapter' was posted in sequence to twitter on july 27, 2008.